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@simonm223 I am too tired for this planet. 2 hours ago
@simonm223 Rebecca just got home, turned on the TV, and the first image was a picture of El Dumpo grinning next to… https://t.co/eBAsPkCKs0 3 hours ago
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo failing first year civics in shout caps has got to be the apotheosis of the internet. https://t.co/DY3Zp0KvY5 3 hours ago
@simonm223 Only answer that makes sense, really. 3 hours ago
No idea why a Ravenclaw would marry a snake - either. 3 hours ago